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mineapple:

dippyeggs inspired me with a delightful ‘sock grows up and takes over being the head demon in hell from mephistopheles’ here and i just had to draw it

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not shown but totally there: spats on shoes

i can totally imagine him making dying puns to the souls he brings in; ‘why do you look so glum? people are just dying to get down here!’ and looking on himself for a pen for people to sign contracts with and a bunch of knives fall from his skirt like ‘haha whoops~!’

…looks like im officially in the welcome to hella fandom now

edit: pfft ‘welcome to hella’ i didnt even notice that.

wanderin-over-yonder:

moment of realization 

Sandwiches are always the best when someone else makes them

sticksandsnares:

(via crazyideasfromawhiteperson, ingenue)

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck


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Baby Bunny (x)

You’re strong Pearl, strong in the real way!

niknak79:

Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.


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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.


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captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.


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